Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.

Funny 50th birthday slogans.

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. Im not old im youthfully challenged. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Fun is like life insurance. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. Don t be jealous because i look this good at 50. It took me 50 years to look this good.

See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. 50 is the new 25 twice you are 18 262 days old. Franklin pierce adams. Lets celebrate with a bottle of prune juice.

Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. See more ideas about 50th birthday birthday 50th birthday party.

Hi ho hi ho its over the hill you go. Happy birthday you old buzzard. I m not 50 i m 18 with 32 years experience. These funny light hearted signs make great party decorations for any 50th birthday party.

I can t believe i m 50. Your wild oats have just turned to porridge. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest.

This 50th birthday sign pack includes four 8x10 digital signs. 50th birthday quotes about middle age. 50 is the five perfect 10s. As you grow older it will avoid you.

After printed they can be framed and displayed on tables or simply hung up on the walls. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. 49 maybe but never 50. The older you get the more it costs.

It creeps up on you anon. 50th birthday slogans generator happy 50. Old age is like underwear. Looking 50 is great if your 60.

Jul 24 2017 explore missy shellman s board 50th birthday sayings on pinterest. Funny birthday wishes for men there is a silver lining on your head on the dark clouds of your hair. I can t remember what i forgot so don t ask. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Im 50 and feel great. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50.